The Ranting Nomad

Pretending to travel the lands, I spew musings and thoughts like a belching baby.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via thefrogman)

thefrogman:

This is the most offensive part of the Rick Santorum 2012 tumblr.

thefrogman:

This is the most offensive part of the Rick Santorum 2012 tumblr.

thefluffingtonpost:

Promising New CatMobile Gets 80 Miles Per Gallon
Ford Motor Company unveiled what it’s calling “a revolution in catsportation.”
The 2013 Ford CatMobile promises to achieve 80 MPG (highway) — far and away, the best gas mileage seen in a two-door sedan. The secret sauce is a gas/cat hybrid engine. While cruising normally, the car is powered by the cat that drives it. During uphill climbs, the fuel intake kicks in, giving the vehicle the extra power it needs.
The car is merely a prototype, and Ford admits there are still some kinks to work out (notably, the cardboard chassis does not meet DoT safety guidelines). However, a company spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post that, barring any manufacturing setbacks, it will hit the market in late 2012.
Via morris309.

thefluffingtonpost:

Promising New CatMobile Gets 80 Miles Per Gallon

Ford Motor Company unveiled what it’s calling “a revolution in catsportation.”

The 2013 Ford CatMobile promises to achieve 80 MPG (highway) — far and away, the best gas mileage seen in a two-door sedan. The secret sauce is a gas/cat hybrid engine. While cruising normally, the car is powered by the cat that drives it. During uphill climbs, the fuel intake kicks in, giving the vehicle the extra power it needs.

The car is merely a prototype, and Ford admits there are still some kinks to work out (notably, the cardboard chassis does not meet DoT safety guidelines). However, a company spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post that, barring any manufacturing setbacks, it will hit the market in late 2012.

Via morris309.

(via thefrogman)

thefrogman:

“I need a horse!”
“We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.”
“Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”
[lanimalu]

thefrogman:

“I need a horse!”

“We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.”

“Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

[lanimalu]

(Source: new-pollution, via thefrogman)